Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Dragonball Doujinshis

I had 10 puppies

The other time I thought about that song "I had 10 dogs" and remembered that when I was little and I learned this song affected me much to think that the puppies die of such forms in the snow, a pit train cough. Now that the biggest reason I think "A mind so twisted that he thought that that song was a good message?! Teach children to

1. Have 10 dogs right.
2. The dogs will fight, get sick will lose, they die and well.
3. Dogs are easily replaceable items.
4. The animals do not need us.
5. If a dog is sick you and dies is not serious.

And all this coupled with a terrible tune that does not teach or sing and makes them look like fools ... Oh the humanity! and is not the only song that I think gives a bad message to children. Is the song they use to request lodging is the ode to human hypocrisy, type first denied to enter his house until he learns that they are Mary and Joseph. Let's see if I understand it, let them do enter hero at night but leave any couple poor, tired and woman to give birth is it acceptable? Those do not matter who your help millet will pay you handsomely. And not even go into details of historical inconsistencies that song.

Finally I leave the lyrics to "I had 10 puppies"

I had ten puppies, puppies
I was ten.
One fell in the snow no longer
I got nine, nine, nine, nine, nine.

Of the nine who had,
of nine that had swallowed a
a cake, I no longer
are eight, eight, eight, eight, eight.

Of the eight who had,
of eight
had a machete was found
Now I have only have seven, seven, seven, seven, seven.

Of the seven who had,
of the seven who had
one ate a fish:
I no longer have six, six, six, six, six.

Of the six that had,
six
one who had killed a jump:
no more I've got five, five, five, five, five.

Of the five that had
of five that had
one was lost in the theater:
I no longer have four, four, four, four, four.

Of the four who had
of the four who had
one fell backwards:
not anymore I have three, three, three, three, three.

Of the three I had,
of the three who had died
a cough:
and I no longer have two, two, two, two, two.

Of the two I had,
of the two who had died
a fast, no longer
I have one, one, one, one, one.

And the dog was left, the puppy was

I froze in a frost.
And I have nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing.


There are variants, all equally bad.

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